Tag: funny
member name: Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson
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December 08, 2009 08:22 PM EST --
Let me say, first, that I'm not crazy. Honest. No, really! I'm not! (Why is it the more one says "I'm not crazy", the nuttier one sounds?)
Let me say, second, that I didn't do it on purpose. Honest. . . .
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December 07, 2009 10:38 AM EST --
Recently, two of my grown children came to visit at Thanksgiving. Aaron is 30, Michelle is 34. I overheard this conversation while they were here:
Aaron: (Holding out cell phone) "Look! I took a picture . . .
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September 09, 2009 04:58 PM EDT --
Yesterday, my 87 year old boss ate a banana after class. Halfway through the banana, he came out to ask me a question. Somehow, as he took a bite, he got a little piece of banana up his right nostril. . . .
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February 13, 2009 02:25 PM EST --
Okay, I honestly can't decide if this is a joke or not. If it is real, it is a sad (but funny) commentary on human stupidity. If it isn't real, then it's just funny.
Ferret found wandering . . .
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September 16, 2009 12:51 PM EDT --
I stumbled across a great website (as if I need anything else to eat up my time, but hey) called "FailBlog". Some of the fails are parenting fails (like the person who put the baby in the carrier in the . . .
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February 20, 2008 05:20 PM EST --
Someone posted a funny story about a would-be pickpocket sticking his hand into a dirty diaper she'd put in her purse (to be disposed of when she had the chance). This got me thinking.
You know . . .
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August 21, 2008 11:47 AM EDT --
I got this in my shelter email today and thought it was rather amusing:
- Gospel ministry power to power from Kelvet island. Pastor David mike. we work on fire to fire prayers such as Miracle such . . .
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February 26, 2009 04:24 PM EST --
OMG I think some super secret spy organization has started sending me secret messages. I mean, that's what it has to be, right? It couldn't possibly be spam, 'cause they're not selling . . .
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January 17, 2008 03:18 PM EST --
My daughter got a reminder from the dentist's office to make an appointment -- the same day I heard that my dentist and his wife were found dead in their home!
It's such a weird feeling. . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:59 PM EDT --
I went into the lounge today to make a cup of hot cocoa. We use the K-cups here -- little individual plastic cups that you put into a special machine. It can brew all sorts of coffees, teas, and even . . .
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March 16, 2009 04:14 PM EDT --
I got an email forward today about the many uses for peroxide . The point was that peroxide disinfects but is not an inherently dangerous chemical like chlorine bleach .
One of . . .
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March 25, 2009 12:14 PM EDT --
I got a letter in the mail today (I haven't seen it, hubby told me about it over the phone) from my health care provider, UPMC. It has some questions about a treatment by my chiropractor that "might . . .
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September 15, 2009 12:41 PM EDT --
This morning I got an email from the powers-that-be here at the University about the flu vaccine being available. Near the bottom of the letter, I was amused to see an example of how a very small mistake . . .
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October 05, 2009 03:44 PM EDT --
Just so you know people in Pennsylvania are pretty darned strange, I found this in my headlines this morning: Woman Killed by Pet Bear .
The article goes on to say she also owned a Bengal tiger and . . .
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December 12, 2008 12:14 PM EST --
I think I want to jump on the contest bandwagon and see what people can up with for seriously tacky icons with a Christmas theme. Here are my current tries:
Rules:
1. Must be . . .
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October 17, 2008 03:18 PM EDT --
Wanda posted about her misadventure with a midnight potty break ( hers ended in a rather nasty gash) and that reminded me of one of my spectacular "crash and burn" episodes.
It was the night . . .
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December 16, 2008 04:20 PM EST --
I took some photos at Halloween, and one of the subjects was a shelter ferret named Faye. We stuck a cape and a princess hat on her and she wasn't all that thrilled. It looked like it had some possibility. . . .
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December 02, 2009 04:14 PM EST --
I've been making things with cute ferret photos on them to sell on CafePress . What do you think of this design? Do you think anyone would buy it?
That cute ferret is, of course, none other . . .
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February 03, 2008 05:27 PM EST --
Sensational Sadie the Sexy Senior Citizen posted a blond joke about football . It was rather amusing, but it reminded me of something that happened to me about 20 years ago.
I was at a science fiction . . .
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February 14, 2008 05:04 PM EST --
This is from an email. Normally I don't repost this stuff, but this is FUNNY! It has that ring of truth ...
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 . . .
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